1 / 2Nowhere Entertainment
📍 Inver Grove Heights, MN
Nowhere Entertainment packs mini golf, three escape rooms, a video arcade, and a theatrical haunted house into one Inver Grove Heights complex. Birthday party packages available. Kids who skip the haunted house remains have plenty to do.
🏆 Family Action Verdict
Best for families with kids aged 7 and up who want a multi-attraction outing. Escape rooms suit mixed-age groups. The haunted house works for older kids and teens; younger or sensitive children can stick to the arcade and mini golf. Birthday party groups are exceptionally well-catered for.
ℹ️ What to Know Before You Go
💬 What Families Are Saying
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Ryan Zakariasen
5 months ago
“Our 9 year old sons Birthday Party was amazing here! They loved the lights on tour of the VERY ELABORATE Haunted House and had fun at the Arcade. The 2 kids who didn't feel comfortable entering the Haunted House were still taken care of and didn't feel left out. Then when my son realized he left his Invisalign on his plate, the owner put on gloves and found it in the trash! That was so above and beyond, I couldn't believe it! The overall experience was great and we really enjoyed the people who worked there! Can't rate this place high enough!”
Alexandra Lind
5 months ago
“Did the enchanted escape room. Our game master Zach was amazing. So fun and the picture at the end was a nice touch. Will be back again!!”
ellesen hatle
5 months ago
“Marly treated my friends and I so well during our time at Nowhere. The service was amazing and made the whole experience even better!”
💬 What parents mention
Overview
Three escape rooms challenge teams to seize pirate treasure, investigate a haunted funeral home, or stop a rogue scientist in an abandoned hospital. The haunted house runs themed events and is noted as 'very elaborate' by guests. The arcade rounds out the visit. Staff actively support kids who opt out of the haunted house so no one feels left out. Birthday party packages are a popular choice, with the venue handling the experience so parents just show up.






